What was the defining moment that first began our love of motion? During the fleeing of a blood thirsty Tyrannosaurus Rex or the flirtatious cave-mating skip turned all out sprint to escape the advances of an ugly caveman. Perhaps it begins during our friendly competition for life as a tiny sperm with an organic 289 […]
D'VERSIONS: U.S. Laws and the Shallow End of the Gene Pool
The shallow end of the gene pool is getting awfully deep around here folks and my research of some of the U.S. laws to guide American citizens down the path of righteousness and goodness is there to prove it. Throughout the course of history the U.S. has had some pretty ridiculous laws that would seem […]
D’versions: Tower of Babble
In today’s raunch culture (as the younger generation has been described), it is cool to look like a porn star and sometimes even act like one. But how can just a few words of babble make that much difference to an entire world and a generation? Well they do… and they have! As certain words […]
D’Versions: Sticks and Stones May Irritate Zones
We as humans have been tied to the necessity of waste elimination since… well, since the first few hours of gracing the earth’s surface. Depending on the first meal of course, it could be calculated that if one digested a few slices of bark, mixed with some pitted berries… well anyway, you get the point. […]
5 Ways To Spot a Jerk
Jerks are cruel, crass, and contemptible people. They have only one person’s interests at heart and in mind — their own. Despite most peoples’ desire to stay away from them, they will always be an inevitable part of dating. The danger is that jerks often start out very charming. This can leave us blindsided to […]
Nine Intimacies, Beyond Sex
The word, “intimacy” has long been defined by the act of intercourse, and while romance and sex are indeed an important part of intimacy, they are only a very small portion of it. The actual definition of intimacy should read, “a warm relationship between lovers that is characterized by a relaxed informality, deep understanding, […]
Get A Job! Worlds 10 Worst 'Necessary' Jobs
In todays economy we are instilled with the notion that we all must get a job. We’ve got to pay our own way or end up curled in some urine stained back alleyway next to Britney Spears, playing, Bet you can’t find where I hid the roadkill squirrel. But to be honest, there are occasions […]
A Rebel Without A Cause: Colton Harris-Moore
It’s the classic story of man (err, boy) against the odds. Hundreds of police, swat teams, FBI, special crime units, psychiatrists, and disgruntled towns members, against one 6-foot-five, 205 lb, green eyed teen, with a scar on his left arm (knife wound), and the desire to open shelters for abused animals (according to his mom). […]
2009 Shelby S/C Cobra CSX 1000/4000 Series Road Test
Simplicity At its Finest What do you get when you cross a tiny British roadster with a Ford 427 cubic-inch big block? You get a Gorilla in a boxing ring that refuses to get out until at least somebody takes a beating. The 2009 Shelby S/C Cobra is brutal, aggressive, unforgiving, and uncompromising. There are […]
5 Ways to Spot a Player: Red Flags in Romance
Spotting a player isn’t always an easy task, especially while you’re under their spell. The easiest way is to break down their behaviors in five important aspects of starting a new relationship: the first meeting, early communication, getting to know them, dating style, and finally their approach to making time for the relationship. What is […]