It’s just smart business to seek out easier, better, and more cost effective methods of running your company. And in an economic down cycle, streamlining and cutting the fat is more important than ever. For decades, the following age-old words of wisdom have been passed down to future generations of entrepreneurs and business owners: A […]
Celebrity Roast: Heidi Klum
Born from a hairdresser and cosmetics executive on June 1, 1973 in Cologne, Germany, Heidi Klum’s choices in life were obviously not far from becoming a supermodel. It was either that or a fashion designer, but when was the last time you’ve seen a designer with a pair of hooters like that? Exactly, so she […]
If a Man Cheats on His Wife in the Middle of a Forest…
With a camcorder, three prostitutes, and a curious squirrel… did it really happen? Most unfaithful husbands seriously question the validity of such an action without a lawyer, the sworn word of the prostitutes, and a prenuptial agreement.
Business Exit Strategy: A Tale of Three Families
The business exit strategy is like a Will to the private business owner. One of the most unpleasant catastrophes that can happen to any business and family is to go through a forced business liquidation because the owner had not taken the time to strategize an exiting plans before their untimely passing. Liquidation can offer […]
The Evenings Are the Most Creative Part of My Day…
All I need after that is the urge to visit the can… and that’s when the real magic starts to happen.
What's better than the Hennessey Performance VelociRaptor 600?
A Hennessey VelociRaptor APV that you could drop a grenade under and still make it home for dinner in one piece. Hennessey has released some details of its fully armored F-150 SuperCrew “War Wagon” that will be available in 2012. While not quit as tweaked as the VelociRaptor 600 with 622 horsepower, the supercharged 6.2-liter […]
Top 10 Signs You’re Getting Too Fat
When you say, “That’s how I roll.” You mean it literally. You’ve had visions of using the back of your arms to fly. Your belly button has become somewhat of a safe deposit box. You’ve actually lost the TV remote holding it in your hand. You petitioned the movie theater for side-by-side love seats so […]
If You Sit On Your Hand Until it Falls Asleep…
Are you cheating on yourself with a ‘strange’ hand should you decide to pleasure yourself, Or should that be considered fantasy role play?
Kestrel, The Electric Cannabis Car
The teaser photo of the Canadian-built Kestrel, shows it lurking in the early morning shadows with glazed headlights, perhaps a bitter taste within it’s front grille, and probably a hell of a case of the munchies The Kestrel (a.k.a. Cannabis or Hemp Car) has been designed to revolutionize the electric car market, using industrial hemp […]
4 Sex Positions for Green Vehicles
*Warning: Please do not proceed if you are easily offended by XXX Barbie Dolls! Aerosmith may have thought having sex in an elevator was something to sing about, but what about in a green vehicle. Today’s quest for low emissions and high efficiency has brought us yet another obstacle to overcome. The obstacle of sex […]