Then I met a man who had no feet (but shoes). I bought the shoes from him for 50 percent off the going price on eBay, and resold them on Craigslist for four times what I paid. I used the profits to purchase the best darn shoes ever made. They were custom embroidered, with the […]
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Celebrity Roast: Heidi Klum
Born from a hairdresser and cosmetics executive on June 1, 1973 in Cologne, Germany, Heidi Klum’s choices in life were obviously not far from becoming a supermodel. It was either that or a fashion designer, but when was the last time you’ve seen a designer with a pair of hooters like that? Exactly, so she […]
If a Man Cheats on His Wife in the Middle of a Forest…
With a camcorder, three prostitutes, and a curious squirrel… did it really happen? Most unfaithful husbands seriously question the validity of such an action without a lawyer, the sworn word of the prostitutes, and a prenuptial agreement.
The Evenings Are the Most Creative Part of My Day…
All I need after that is the urge to visit the can… and that’s when the real magic starts to happen.
Top 10 Signs You’re Getting Too Fat
When you say, “That’s how I roll.” You mean it literally. You’ve had visions of using the back of your arms to fly. Your belly button has become somewhat of a safe deposit box. You’ve actually lost the TV remote holding it in your hand. You petitioned the movie theater for side-by-side love seats so […]
If You Sit On Your Hand Until it Falls Asleep…
Are you cheating on yourself with a ‘strange’ hand should you decide to pleasure yourself, Or should that be considered fantasy role play?
The Best of… College Practical Jokes
There have been many great pranks and practical jokes that have passed through college campuses and dormitories over the past couple centuries. In fact, it could be said that some of the greatest pranks in history were not pulled off by skilled professionals, but rather college students. MIT is famous for its police car, firetruck, […]
The Celebrity Dating Game
Ever wonder which female celebrity would fit you best if you had the opportunity to hook up with one? Well, come on down, you’re the next contestant on… The Celebrity Dating Game! The show where your dreams (or worst nightmare) can become reality! We have for you five young celebrity hotties, none of which has […]
Choose-Your-Own “Las Vegas” Adventure
The night felt… Sultry (go to A) Lonely (go to Z) Strangely quiet (go to C) A) I stepped out of the cab and entered through the doors of the Mandalay Bay. Spying around the layout, I could tell that the heat was taking its toll as a group of three ladies walked around me […]
Confessions from a Sikh “Sick” and Tired New York Cabby
About a week ago, I was in New York City hailing a taxicab for the airport. I noticed a particular gentleman, appearing to be of Arab decent, pull aside just in front of me in a cab and begin to wave his arms frantically. I hesitantly approached him in bewilderment. As I neared the window, […]