Spiritual awakening occurs when we push past the middlemen that tell us what to see and think, and take it upon ourselves to find the true meaning of life. Our boss may tell us it is about hard work, diligence, and paid vacations. The media may describe it as iPhone’s, great sex, and a good […]
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Confessions of an Online Dating Addict
Americans are lonely too, spending hours trying to find a date. In fact, they are on so many different websites, they are infecting their computers with new viruses every day. These lonely Americans have no time to learn the proper procedures to fix these problems, so they end up calling Microsoft customer service for help. These Indian […]
The Weather May be Getting Cooler, But Ben & Jerry Still Has Schweddy Balls
NPR Female Voice: “Oh, these Schweddy Balls really are cold. How long did you leave them out?” NPR Male Voice: “Well, it’s been awhile… Sometimes if I don’t get them out every once in awhile, they start to turn blue.” NPR Female Voice: “Blue Balls? Oh, honey… whenever I’m around, I can promise you will […]
Warning!!!
The Surgeon General has found that cell phones may be hazardous to your health, including phones that are held near your brain, found nearby while sleeping, ingested, lit on fire, leaped on with bare feet, in use while filling your gas tank, and typed on while crossing a busy street. If cell phones are so […]
What's in that Stuff!
Folks, folks… what is this new product you ask? It is neither a cream, foam, liquid, natural, synthetic, or perishable. It is not healthy, harmful, doctor recommended, or whale tested. It may be purple… it may even be great… but the most important thing you need to know, is it’s stuff. So, what more could […]
PIP Breast Implants at a Yard Sale
I was at a local yard sale the other day, when I saw a couple of used PIP breast implants for sale. It really says something about today’s trends when half-a-handful costs $30 bucks more than the full!
My Weekends Hanging Out with the D-Listers
After getting kicked out of the Victoria’s Secret with Mickey Rourke, Charlie Sheen, and Richard Simmons for impersonating men, I knew I’d better step up my game or risk being labeled a dork for the rest of my life. I threw out Jon Gosselin’s party line, Lindsay Lohan’s ‘pick me up I’m drunk’ help line, […]
Celebrity Roast: Jaime Pressly
How much do you really know about Jaime Pressly? She’s got a great body, sultry blonde hair, great bazooms, nice long legs, a firm butt… What are we forgetting? “There’s more to me than my long blonde hair and my little dancer body,” Jaime defiantly exclaims. You know, she’s absolutely right. While she may haven […]
Celebrity Roast: Tricia Helfer
Unless you’ve spent the past ten years with your head planted in the back of a turnip truck, you’ve probably seen this beauty in action at least somewhere. If not on the big screen, then perhaps in the magazines, on advertising billboards, or on the multiple talk shows she has appeared on. She is quickly […]
Celebrity Roast: Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson has been criticized since her stardom for her choice in men. Some critics claim that she falls in love too quickly like a glazed eye school girl, following her heart rather than looking at the reality of what a working relationship is supposed to be. Her Relationship with Tommy Lee began as one […]