About a week ago, I was in New York City hailing a taxicab for the airport. I noticed a particular gentleman, appearing to be of Arab decent, pull aside just in front of me in a cab and begin to wave his arms frantically. I hesitantly approached him in bewilderment. As I neared the window, […]
7 Deadly Sins of Dating
Dating can become treacherous ground when you are riding the line between friendship and intimacy. We want to be so many things to everyone, but sometimes the best policy is to be honest with yourself about who you are, and what you are looking for in a partner. If you have to commit any of […]
The Politically Incorrect I.Q. Test
For years people have clamored over the IQ test, wondering if they’re smart, not smart, or exceptionally gifted. I say, all that matters is if you’re stupid or not, which will take about ten questions and five minutes of your time. If it takes any longer, don’t bother finishing, you’re just stupid! 1) If you […]
D'versions: Taking the Bull by the Horn
How is a great idea born? Certainly not from the blood boiled, cholesterol stuffed human products of child therapy, voice placement lessons, and intensive yoga retreats. Cell phone microphones glued to their ear and a Big Mac wrapper stuck to their heels. If you do not recognize the visual signs of these types then perhaps […]
Sex Law Quiz: Real Law or Guideline for the Slack Jaw?
We here in the United States have quite the collection of sex laws designating right from wrong for the human species. These laws regulate everything from brothels to our own bedrooms. Some of them in fact seem more like guidelines for a redneck and should not need to enforcement other than through the carefully drawn […]
D’versions: Motor Madness, The Future of Motion
What was the defining moment that first began our love of motion? During the fleeing of a blood thirsty Tyrannosaurus Rex or the flirtatious cave-mating skip turned all out sprint to escape the advances of an ugly caveman. Perhaps it begins during our friendly competition for life as a tiny sperm with an organic 289 […]
D'VERSIONS: U.S. Laws and the Shallow End of the Gene Pool
The shallow end of the gene pool is getting awfully deep around here folks and my research of some of the U.S. laws to guide American citizens down the path of righteousness and goodness is there to prove it. Throughout the course of history the U.S. has had some pretty ridiculous laws that would seem […]
D’versions: Tower of Babble
In today’s raunch culture (as the younger generation has been described), it is cool to look like a porn star and sometimes even act like one. But how can just a few words of babble make that much difference to an entire world and a generation? Well they do… and they have! As certain words […]
D’Versions: Sticks and Stones May Irritate Zones
We as humans have been tied to the necessity of waste elimination since… well, since the first few hours of gracing the earth’s surface. Depending on the first meal of course, it could be calculated that if one digested a few slices of bark, mixed with some pitted berries… well anyway, you get the point. […]
5 Ways To Spot a Jerk
Jerks are cruel, crass, and contemptible people. They have only one person’s interests at heart and in mind — their own. Despite most peoples’ desire to stay away from them, they will always be an inevitable part of dating. The danger is that jerks often start out very charming. This can leave us blindsided to […]