- When you say, “That’s how I roll.” You mean it literally.
- You’ve had visions of using the back of your arms to fly.
- Your belly button has become somewhat of a safe deposit box.
- You’ve actually lost the TV remote holding it in your hand.
- You petitioned the movie theater for side-by-side love seats so you could bring a date.
- Donuts are attracted to your ‘starvational’ pull and orbit around you.
- You were born with a rusty shovel in your mouth.
- You entered a “Yo Mamma’s So Fat” contest and won without even saying a word.
- The song “Three times a lady” doesn’t even come close to describing you.
- The only thing different about your before and after photos of a weight loss comparison, are the words “before” and “after”.